Vamps
I have something I need to get off my chest.
Any adult reading the Twilight series should be shot. For the nation’s silly tweens, I am making a concession. Let them have it; they’re too young to be part of the Buffy generation. And not enough of them have been forced to watch the series on DVD and get the proper training on immortal behavior. But anyone over the age of 25 should know that the only real vampire/mortal romance was between Buffy and Angel. There, I said it. Go away, you Twilight freaks. You don’t know anything about brooding vamps. You don’t know anything about teenage girls in love with the undead. You don’t know that all vampire issues should be solved with a good roundhouse kick and some clever dialogue. I cannot let this stand.
